END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT (EULA)
Effective Date: April 2025

By using this app ("the Software"), you agree to the following:

1. Use at Your Own Risk
You use this Software entirely at your own risk. We do not guarantee that it works perfectly or at all.

2. No Warranty
This app is provided "as-is". There are no warranties, no guarantees, no promises - express or implied - including (but not limited to) any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.

3. No Liability
We're not responsible for any damage, data loss, downtime, corruption, stress, or existential dread you may suffer from using this app.
If you somehow lose data, money, your job, your marriage, or your last shred of hope - that's on you.

4. Acceptance of Terms
By using the app, you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, uninstall it and walk away.

5. Australian Legal Stuff
Nothing in this EULA excludes your rights under Australian Consumer Law that can't legally be excluded - but besides that, seriously, you get no special treatment.

Continued use of the app means you accept all of this.